hijerking:

hijerking:

apparently you can send snapchats to yourself?

what a great feature

healingsuggestions:

you will be happy again, you will be more yourself than ever, you will understand your heart better when you heal, you will be whole, you will be okay

fxckaurl:

me: *is bitter but is also right*

aseriesofstrangertime:

Not to sound too millennial but who the fuck would get off a plane to their dream job in Paris for Ross fucking Geller

xtec:

thothoward:

the funniest thing we do to alligators is duct tape their mouths shut when we need to handle them. imagine being a creature so ancient and undefeatable that you haven’t changed in thousands of years being rendered basically defenseless by a piece of plastic

SHUT

sluttyoliveoil:

haha if youre bored you could kiss me idk just sayin

vaultie-glass:

hey staff why did all the adult artists get banned but I’m still surrounded by pornbots and terrible harem fantasy game ads with crying abused women in them, I know the answer is MONEY I just really wanted to bring it up and acknowledge how fucked that is